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Chick-fil-A plans to launch streaming service with original shows (arstechnica.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 133 points 3 months ago (45 children)

Alternate title: Chick-fil-A about to raise menu prices.

Also, don't buy from them. It's run by Christian nationalist and every dollar you give them goes to taking away the rights of someone else.

[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You gotta donate to planned parenthood for every dollar spent there. It's like buying carbon offsets, but for sandwiches. /s

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I donate to Planned Parenthood AND I don't eat at Chick-fil-A. Win-win.

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