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Boss: Explain the weed and cocaine.
Me: Um, they're awesome...
Boss: Hell yeah they are! pulls out a spliff and a mirror
Is that so you can watch yourself smoke it?
naww, so innocent.
but its for snorting fat lines of coke off of, but thats for fancy cokeheads, any flat and smooth surface will do, a blank cd or your friends mums kitchen bench works well tho.
I have the privilege of knowing someone from my early childhood years who has too much money.
He showed me a picture of some multimillionaire dickhead he knows, who uses a slate of ancient polished obsidian for nothing other than his coke plate.