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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 103 points 3 months ago (12 children)

I'm regularly surprised by how many people manage to shit themselves, and how it's common enough that people have a casual laugh over their "shat myself" stories. I feel left out. I laughed so hard I peed myself once when I was 5?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I sneezed and shat myself the other month, maybe you're young or maybe you've got a good bowel sytem.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I coughed, burped, and sharted simultaneously a while back. It was disorienting and I felt violated

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

If you time it right you can hit the ceiling with those

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