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Anon is eggboy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 35 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Love to see those carbon steel pans, but eggboy has overloaded them with oil.

Those pans are naturally non-stick and you only need a bit of oil in them for a good fry and to keep the non-stickyness. That much oil can make them tacky and will make the eggs crunchy and dry insted of giving them that tasty pan-fried surface finish.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When he is ready to hatch, he will become the egg man.

[–] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Koo-Koo, Katchoo.

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