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[–] finley@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why are you fighting sexual temptation?

Stop fighting it and give already. Sexual temptation is awesome.

[–] eskimofry@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not a good idea to tell this to teenagers without also teaching them about contraceptives and protection.

[–] finley@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Go on, then, give them the contraceptives and protection lecture

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