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Anon casts a healing spell (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] match@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago (12 children)

it's a fucking magic setting if anything the wheelchair should be faster than running

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Wheelchairs only work because of modern paving and asphalt. Cobblestone and dirt roads would never accommodate a wheelchair. Magic carpets are right there.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tenser's floating wheelchair

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Just be a magic carpet at that point. Or a flying chair.

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