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I thought I was giving my kids the best childhood ever until my 4-year-old asked why we didn't own a 'bigger golf cart' (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 84 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (48 children)

I’m putting my foot down! No more than fifteen presents!

What the actual fuck?

Also, what’s the deal with the golf cart? Why do they have a golf cart?

[–] 4lan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My sister has a 3-row golf cart and I have no idea why. If I even ask she's going to think I'm shaming her for being wealthy 😂

This reads exactly like my sister, if there wasn't a photo I would think it was written by her. She has a closet filled with presents she is waiting to give her kids because they have too many at one given time

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