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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (31 children)

...being in nursing school is giving me a strong hatred for the imperial system.

The doctor ordered 35mg/kg Watdafuqenol IV QID. Available is a 2' by 15" section of torn out carpet soaked in spilled Watdafuqenol; when wrung out into the patient's left shoe, you get 97 chipmunk-mouthfuls diluted to a concentration of 24 Watdafuqenol to 1 toe jam. How many shot glasses full do you administer?

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That's a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

1.15 pallets of spent 12-gauge casings over over the course of 2.3 standard breakfasts.

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget to round to the nearest liquor store!

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Yea I need a drink

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