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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon makes a dating app profile (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 126 points 10 months ago (5 children)

puts fetishes on his profile. Gets nowhere.

Acts like a normal damn human and doesn't bring that up right away, gets matches.

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[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Well it does work like that on grindr from what I understand. Also anon clearly doesn't want a non-dominant gf, so I think being respectfully upfront with expectations is the correct move that saves everyone time and effort. I think the real problem is simply supply vs demand: anon is hot enough to be conventionally attractive, but not hot enough to stand out amongst the 20 submissive men for every dominant woman or whatever.

(Also I'm aromantic so maybe I'm just talking out of my ass and serial dating until you find someone sexually compatible is the way to go, in which case best of luck to y'all, I'm going to eat some garlic bread)

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

I think you're mostly correct with your assumptions. Could also just be there aren't any dominant women in anon's, or they're using a different dating app

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