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I was gonna call this cap because CPR that long after collapse has infinitesimally small odds, but I looked it up and turns out I'm wrong. CPR anyone you see down!
My understanding was always that CPR isn't meant to revive someone its meant to keep them viable for revival by people with better training/equipment.
If you're really good at CPR they often regain consciousness while you are doing chest compressions and complain. Every time you pause, they die again
This is fucking hilarious
Its something alright.
How has this not been on tv yet? Lucifer would a done it if they knew it existed.