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Man, fuck all the heroes in this thread.
I'd 100% fuck with some neighbor asshole who resuscitated me into a life with a whole rack of broken ribs on top of all the other problems
Can you post a picture of yourself here so we all know to just leave you to die, if we ever see you in medical distress.
TIA.