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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 79 points 2 months ago (8 children)

No one will punish you for not returning the cart

My opinion on this is reason number 8735 why I will never, and should never, be in charge of a country.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I too have thousands of reasons why I shouldn't be in charge of a country, however I do have one good pitch.

My appointment to dictatorship would be guided solely by autism. I guarantee my powers will only be focused upon my two fixations that deal with the general public, trains and healthcare.

If made supreme leader I will not only make the trains run on time, there will be more trains, more hospitals, we would even have trains that can take you to your job at the hospital. I would shape the perfect world for me, and vicariously a more efficient and safer world for you.

Demand Me for dictator 2024

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I just wanted to say "Demand Me for dictator 2024" made me chuckle and you have my pledge

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