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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago (18 children)

You return your cart because it's the right thing to do

I return my cart because it gives me a sense of superiority

We are not the same

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 2 months ago (12 children)

You return your cart because it's the right thing to do

I return my cart to get my euro back that I put in to unlock it

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Mr fancy pants here with full euro coins.

I treasure my red plastic €0.50 coin replica more than my life.

[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You guys can use €0.50 coins?! Over here in Australia it’s either a $1 or $2 coin. I wish I could chuck a 50¢ piece in the trolley.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

50 eurocent coins are actually about the same size as 1 and 2 euro coins, so that's why

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