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‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated (www.live5news.com)

submitted 2 months ago by realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (42 children)

Constantly shocked by people that don't open the oven door at look every time prior to preheating the oven.

How else will you find:

no pilot light
a blanket
cast iron cookware cooling
loaded guns
forgotten food

Look in the oven people! It takes 1 second.

Edit: I am amazed how many people don't look in the oven before turning it on.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Also there could be a cat in the oven, or in America, a cat with a gun.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but, what about a Good Cat With a Gun? Endless lives could be saved!

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 months ago

At least nine!

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