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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I would add scooping dog shit is another test. There are people out there who will bag the shit and then leave the bag on the ground for the poop to steam in for a few days before they put another bag right next to it to keep it company.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why do people do that? I mean, if they intend to abandon the dog poop, why would they bag it first?

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don't waste your time trying to analyze the decision making of an animal.

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