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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a good samaritan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 69 points 2 months ago (16 children)

I was gonna call this cap because CPR that long after collapse has infinitesimally small odds, but I looked it up and turns out I'm wrong. CPR anyone you see down!

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only a fifth of people survive a heart attack?!

[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Survival rates of a heart attack are upwards of 90% from what I can find online. There are certain types where the survival rate for that type alone is much lower though.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Shit. Which thing on the Internet we've read, do we believe?

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