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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 215 points 2 months ago (29 children)

If you scatter carts in random places the supermarket has to employ someone to collect them. So you are a job creator^TM^. This is why I never return my cart, and also why I jump on cartons of milk in the dairy aisle and take a dump in the broccoli.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 54 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That explains Elon Musk. He's a job creator, right? Destroyer of everything.

[–] Halliphax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He’s single-handedly keeping loads of nannies and Ketamine dealers in a job so there’s that.

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