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Man, fuck all the heroes in this thread.
I'd 100% fuck with some neighbor asshole who resuscitated me into a life with a whole rack of broken ribs on top of all the other problems
Then get a fucking tattoo on your forehead saying Do Not Resuscitate.
Otherwise I'm going to assume you want to live, like 99.9% of humanity when they need CPR.
Where's your tattoo that says you're an ignorant cunt?
EMTs and paramedics aren't allowed to acknowledge DNR tattoos, you literally have to file paperwork in your fucking county to have a signed, notarized DNR mean anything.
And they're still going to break every goddamn rib in your chest before they look up the paperwork