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[โ€“] Frog@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 months ago (9 children)

When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I'm not Force sensitive. ๐Ÿ˜’

[โ€“] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You and literally everyone else in the world

[โ€“] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.

[โ€“] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

lol and your username

[โ€“] Anivia@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Careful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel

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