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Anon turns 30 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Shard@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?

If yes then I'll have you know I'm quite the socializer.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Well it's a start isn't it?

Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But what if the next time is in 8 years, and then the next ones after that are 5 and 13 years apart? Won't be much improvement then, and it'll be 26 years later and you'll be pushing 60.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

You can squeeze that all into one month.

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