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Anon goes to school with a menace (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 60 points 5 months ago (8 children)

God damn, imagine beating your own meat that into it. I dont think I've ever been gruntin' and shit while jorkin'

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 35 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Try adding butt play into things. Seriously. Takes it to a whole new level.

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy to me that some men haven't shoved things in their ass. Like half of male sexual pleasure is up your butt.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tried it. Felt like shit.

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Anything worth trying is worth trying 47 times

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