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Anon browses r/AmITheAsshole (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Wtf why would anyone (I know, I know, fake story, but hear me out) gift their USED in-ear headphones. I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten-foot pole, regardless if it was "cleaned".

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

An incidental exchange of earwax with your (romantic/sexual/life) partner is

how do I put this?

not particularly noteworthy for a lot of folks...

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 months ago

I'll eat ass, but using your headphones? That's where I draw the line.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Especially with ear licking being a thing

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Incidentally how I learned asmr really works.

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