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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 170 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Then he gets a 100k hospital bill later.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (12 children)
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hey I'll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

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