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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon tries to impress a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 139 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Straight and real. Anon didn't get laid.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How did you think the goldfish got pregnant

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Feeding the geese(fish)

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