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A fart that serious wouldn't seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.
And now you're the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?
Thats exactly the kind of person we want to be. The soundboard guy, that’s one step away from radio talk show host.
You never know, this could have been a class about finance. Jim Cramer got disgustingly far using a soundboard. Also by grifting investors with his hedge fund, but mostly the soundboard.