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Trump vows to prosecute Google for showing 'bad' stories on him (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Only lies allowed!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trump has all the STDs. He caught the last one after fucking Vance’s couch.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Based on polling post Vance, I'm pretty sure the couch fucked him.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure Stormy coulda told you that way before Vance the Couchfucker.

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