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Hippos can't swim. Too much bone density and mass.
You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water
No they're right, they literally just run and jump underwater
https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/hippo
Honestly that's scarier to me
Maybe that's why they're "water horses", because they gallop underwater.
Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack
Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts
Oh certainly, they'll fuck you up way more readily and viscerally than a horse ever would, I just always wondered about the logic of their name.
Yeah water horse sounds right