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Anon races against the jock in P.E. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 67 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I have a theory that the Naruto run works as a placebo.

Placebo works like a mental buff, you believe more in yourself and perform better.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Isn't that how Naruto wins the fights too? He just believes in himself and the power of friendship, so he gets stronger.

So anon is lore accurate

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

yeah but theres also a demon who gives him power in exchange for his soul

[–] Naboo_calls_for_aid@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

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