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Police officer's gun sucked away by powerful magnets in lab raid (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 month ago by lemmee_in@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One LAPD officer, "dangling a rifle in his right hand, with an unsecured strap, approached the MRI Office" and glanced at the large warning sign on the door that read: 'Warning. Magnetic Field. High Frequency Yield. Metal Parts and Medical Instruments of All Types prohibited.'" He then walked into the MRI Office, according to the lawsuit.

[–] propofool@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If only those good ole boys and gals could read