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[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 228 points 1 month ago (23 children)

I'm going to bet fox.

Those mofos sound like someone is murdering a 13 yr old girl.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

I live in a small city but fairly close to the edge of wooded hills. All sorts of critters venture down around my house. One day, a fox was running around, maybe 50 yards away. It looks at me, runs away a bit, stops and looks back, does it again. I’m on my front porch, near my door. It turns to face me and we lock eyes. Staring contest. We’re having a moment. Suddenly it barks, a gritty high pitched chirp. Felt like an ice cube slid up my butthole.

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