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For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.
Oooooh...
Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
Coffee
I've gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.
The first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha