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[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 395 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (36 children)

For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (35 children)

Oooooh...

Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I've gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

The first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha

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