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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol

(if you live in the US, don't send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You can legally send 500mL at a time, you just have to package it properly, and I believe you have to declare it.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe you, if it were true itd be in freedom units!

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

Not for legitimate medical purposes, it wouldn't be. US Healthcare and Science are fully Metric, just like our Military.

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