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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago (27 children)

4G for what? They don't have internet openly available.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago (13 children)

The heard that its used in the US to mind control people and read their thoughts.

Next month they have mandatory COVID vaccinations so that everyone gets the microchips as well.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 69 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows it is 5G! I can't get out of the house without my head covered in aluminum foil now.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I got the vaccine so now I have perfect cell reception! Always 5G everywhere. A week ago I lost 1 bar, so I think I should get a booster vaccination. Also, now I'm magnetic, I never lose my phone. Plus, suddenly I love my government so I'm not angry all the time. /s

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Wake up sheeple, DO YOUR RESEARCH!

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I remember these with 4G too, although covid made the hysteria 10 fold.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can't say I've heard that used like this before 🤣

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Muppet is a classic British insult. Means dumbass.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Well of course an ass is dumb, it doesn't have a brain smh

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Always happy to expand my arse-nal of insults 🤣

Also like how the "victim" probably upvoted his insulter. Y'all alright

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