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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 105 points 2 months ago (18 children)

I find it interesting that we answer to the green texts like if we were on 4chan. When there are very few chances tha OP reads the actual messages

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

god, you're like one of those people who tell me not to clap at movies

[–] SeanBrently@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

This got a genuine lol out of me. I'm imagining the patient explanation, "See, the actors can't hear you..."

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