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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (18 children)

Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they're "so aethetical" and despised vajayjays coz "they're disgusting axe-wounds". When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I'm just "straightphobe" and seeing gays everywhere.

I didn't really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 month ago (9 children)
[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (8 children)

You Americans really can make every topic into the same stupid black-or-white political nonsense. It doesn't even have to make the slightest sense 😑

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Lol not even american. Go outside and touch grass. Wait to they even have grass where you live?

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you on drugs or why doesn't anything you say make sense?

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like you are projecting.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Insert a cactus into your rectum.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, you gift me a plant? How nice. Maybe the random hostility i felt wasn't real 😁

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You need to go outside and talk to real poeple. Maybe touch grass.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

People like you? Why would I want that...

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