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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 165 points 10 months ago (15 children)

You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.

[–] doylio@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think the point was to contrast this with cars. Having your car stolen is 10x worse than having your bike stolen

[–] uis@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

10x? What car can be so cheap?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 10 months ago

Ironically, a stole one

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