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Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva : What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic] Burger Guy : Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva : Yeah, thanks.
Second Burger Guy : Roger, hold the spit.
Farva : Gimme a pie... apple.
Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Burger Guy : It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva : I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva : Gimme a litre o' cola.
Burger Guy : What?
Farva : A litre o' cola!
Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva : I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Burger Guy : I don't know what that is!
Farva : Litre is French for... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
🍔That look like spit to you?
"yeah"
Ah, fuck it
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