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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (7 children)

For some reason, only one ape species ever has non-small breasts. You never get large breasted gorillas, chimpanzees or bonobos even though they share 98% of their DNA with us. What is it about humans that means that that trait was evolutionarily advantageous? It's obviously a feature with significant disadvantages, so what is the advantage that offsets that for humans in a way that it doesn't for other great apes?

[–] Flyingpeakock@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This might be 100% bullshit but an interesting theory nonetheless.

Gorliias, chimpanzees and bonobos walk around at butt height and see how strong a potential partner is by their butts. Since we started walking upright boobs are closer to eye level and have eveloved to resemble butts.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

^ Found the Prison School watcher

[–] Flyingpeakock@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It's where this tirade is from. (Kinda NSFW)

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