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[–] cyberfae@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Just under the article was a video about how they also banned music. With all these strict, bizarre rules, I wonder what you are allowed to do there besides stare at the wall.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Read the holy book, pray and work. What else would you even need, unless you're an infidel?

Muhammad, bring the stones!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

Praying is a little bit like music though... Now that I think of it, breathing has this weird rhythmic quality. Maybe ban it plz?

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