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Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit (time.com)

submitted 10 months ago by macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 93 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Holy shit, I realize this is in NotTheOnion, but I'll be damned if this whole thing doesn't read like satire. Reading about former jihadists now being stuck in traffic, bored at work, and not being able to afford rent is oddly hilarious.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I chuckled about a Taliban fighter complaining about all the restrictions.

My man fought for Taliban.

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just another dumbass who had their face eaten by the leopards

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

Sounds more like a face eating leopard who ran out of faces and is stuck in a cubicle now.

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