this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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[โ€“] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 122 points 4 weeks ago (15 children)

anon rawdogs sunlight, blames society

> Doesn't know about sunglasses

> Doesn't know about sunscreen

> What even is water

> Acclimated to climate controlled rooms

> No really, what is water

> Do you even walk bro

[โ€“] don@lemm.ee 21 points 4 weeks ago

The basic two-step human respiratory process completely baffles anon. He regularly forgets whether he should inhale or exhale. Anon is well known for tripping over stray dust particles.

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