this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

no gif in the post

Somewhere out there, there’s a 5s hosting a video of a dresser getting absolutely molested, and none of us will ever get to see it. So many modern treasures languish in digital prisons.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make that video yourself.

There's no scarcity on dicks, furniture and smartphones.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Through the power of Craigslist, I’ve recreated anon’s masterpiece. I understand now why it must remain hidden. We’re not ready.