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Anon gives up dating apps (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Oh, but I'm actually a nerdy dnd playing programmer.

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

THAT I believe 😂

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's true. My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 weeks ago

Confidently approaches lone damsel

My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.

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