this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 67 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I worked with a lady who did this all the time. She'd over hear words and just start using them at work and even with clients. She offered people "dime bags" assuming it meant "a small bag". She heard someone call a charcuterie board a "coochie board" and thought it was cute so kept saying it. She called her husband "Big D" because his name starts with D and the default icon her phone gave him was a capital D and she thought it was a cute nickname.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 11 months ago

She knew. She was a master troll!

[–] bran_buckler@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

I was surprised to find out how many people call them coochie boards. I dated a woman who called it that, and the first time she said it, I barely sputtered out “a what board?”

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

What's cool is that it's a reasonable word for what she used it for. Just a bunch of stuff flying and landing wherever, with little concern for the stuff itself, or how much clean-up is required.

Kinda like how bullshit drops at random and stinks up the place it drops, with no concern by the entity that dropped it.

It's utter bukake that this woman got dissed by someone that couldn't stop and consider things before the load of bukake they dropped on the internet about it.

I strongly recommend that lemmy turn the use of bukake as synonym for bullshit into a thing.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is a load of bukkake. Not even the correct spelling.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

How the fuck did I miss that? I must have had some bukakke in my eye or something ;)

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

It means "sprinkle" so yeah I guess.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Just need to say it was “bull caca” like a polite word for BS.