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Woody Allen Complains ‘Romance of Filmmaking Is Gone’ (www.thedailybeast.com)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 72 points 7 months ago (3 children)

"Kids these days." -Woody Allen

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 50 points 7 months ago

can't even fuck them

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Fkn lol

[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Ok that got a legit LOL out of me, well done

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 68 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe he should marry another step-daughter about it.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Too soon…yi.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dad joke

[–] ArtificialLink@lemy.lol 32 points 7 months ago

What a surprise Woody allen wants "romance" back in film making.

He probably just wishes he could still be a sex pest and get away with it.

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I tried watching one of his movies and I found the characters so insufferable I couldn’t make it past like 30-40 minutes.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

That's the woody Allen charm

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 16 points 7 months ago

He sucks. He always sucked. All of his movies inexplicably pair himself with young beautiful women. Gee what happened to the art?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 7 months ago

I.e. he can no longer write in his bumbling-neurotic main character into a romance with an actress a fraction of his age whose character exists purely as a personification of his frustrated desires?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I can't wait till I can resume watching his movies again. Surely it's any day now.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you can watch them any time. But he’s still a pedophile

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I want to wait till he can no longer profit off my views.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then what’s wrong with piratebay? Or a private tracker

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Nothing. I don't usually watch movies that way.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Good thing I have Woody Allen to remind me all movies suck. I guess he can't be wrong, so I must have hallucinated the whole thing while watching Dune Part 2.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I watched poor things last night I would disagree. Does he have a production company maybe put up and be the change.