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[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be god Make girls Fuck them over once every month starting at 12

Sometimes god will also put benign bloody flesh tumors in your fucking uterus that will elevate your monthly cramps to near unbearable pain level & your bloodflow to levels of "Jesus christ do you need to go the hospital???"

But don't worry. You will be told that it's all just part of "being a woman" and that you're being "emotional and dramatic" and that "every girl goes through this!"

........by doctors!

Being a grill is like living life on easy mode!

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck that sounds precisely like early-20's-me's internal monologue.

I'm much happier now that I've transitioned.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Your username makes that comment infinitely better.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fake: God

Gay: anon

[–] Sylver@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You falsely attribute to God that which was made by man!

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well I sure as hell didn’t put my prostate up my ass

[–] TwilightVulpine@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

You kinda did, just not like, consciously.