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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Good. I hope you have to decide between caviar and avocado toast because you don’t have the money for both because of this you silver spoon in the ear goon.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I have heard that the younger generations just want to bang on the drum all day.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Neither does he...

[–] guacupado@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

There are some people this world would be better off without.

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