Yes, and some kill people music like some Mushaggah, Cannibal, Slayer, or Stealers Wheel.
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That woman has been waiting years for that thirty minute drive. Just pick something.
The only thing they fear is you
And then drive the car into the building, if possible jumping out earlier. Enter with knife. If they kidnappers have any logic in them, they are gonna book it because sure as hell whoever came is not normal.
And it gives me alibi of being in a state of irrational panic or something. Nobody will question such statement from someone who drove car into the building. :3
but you used :3
i think that might just classify you as clinically insane. You gotta be careful with what you say if you want a crafted image smh.
"yes officer i disemboweled 13 people in a fit of rage and then ate three human hearts but my wife was kidnapped what else was i supposed to do!" smiles cutely like an anime girl
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I probably wouldn't, I usually don't listen to music when I'm feeling down or in a hurry.
Do you think I can just pull up to a kidnapping not prepped with the right music? I’d get kidnapped too.
Stuck in the Middle With You, from the Resivoure Dogs soundtrack.
I'd be chilling at home. They can keep her.
Wait, is this too "boomer humor" in the line of "wife bad, hurr hurrr"? I need better material.
In reality, no, I wouldn't be listening to music. I'd be on the phone with every person I know who hunts, asking if I can borrow a rifle for a late night hunting trip, right the fuck now. Bonus points if they're a good enough friend that you can ask them to help you bury the bodies, then just invite him along for fun and entertainment.
When I was in college I had a Playlist that Pavloved me into a state of calm, focus and short term memory retention. I played it before every exam and it helped a lot. I would play that Playlist.
I generally listen to a classical music station, so I'm getting boss fight music
Because it's a rescue mission, I would say yes, absolutely, rescue music FTW!
Who am I kidding, the answer to music in the car is ALWAYS yes.
Man’s going in with Chopins first Ballade. That shit be fire, but also keep me calm so I can make safer choices when I roll up.
BFG Division from DOOM 2016 or Darude - Sandstorm for the parallels of Run Lola, Run.
But in reality, silence. I'd need to form a plan and amping up on adrenaline wouldn't help with that.
3 words…
Master of Puppets
MASTERS OF PUPPETS ARE PULLING YOUR STRIINGS
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Something classical. Maybe Claire Du Lune by Debussy.
I want to be 100% centered when I bust in there, and open them up, one by one.
Fuck. I don't measure the distance on minutes
She's been kidnapped by a wizard holding her is a temporal bubble that is perpetually 30 minutes away from you, regardless of your position or velocity. If you move incredibly slowly you can actually see her.
If my car started playing music automatically I think I'd keep it on. But seems like poor form to waste time actually putting music on. I assume every second counts
I just visualized myself driving mad focused, mentalizing myself for the encounter, in silence with “In The Air Tonight” sounding in my head building up tension, ala Miami Vice scene…
This song makes me feel like I could throw a train into the sun
Patiently waiting for someone to turn this into another trolley problem
A fellow collector of rare trolley memes?
Podcast, or some insane Art Bell interview from 30 years ago.
No music, I'm fucking forcing as much gasoline and/or electrons into the motor as the pedal will permit, while planning how to park a little bit away and sneak onto the property quietly.
Let's see who's got the better strategy, because questions will be answered.
Yes, because my imported car tunes to a foreign radio station that doesn’t exist when you first turn it on, the “source” button cycles through all 27 of the pre-programmed foreign radio stations then moves onto digital radio then CD and then Bluetooth, but picks my wife’s phone first, and needs to fai before allowing you to move onto the next phone.
Honestly, I just drive in silence most of the time.
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Nah, mind would be too distracted to hear the radio even if it was playing.
I'd put on some relaxing beats and take the long way.... No need to really hurry.
Might just enjoy the drive for a while.
First, where am I taking her? Dirty Deeds-AC/DC
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