Idiots of Marketplace

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submitted 11 months ago by 111000@reddthat.com to c/idiotsoffbmarketplace@reddthat.com

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[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I think after a couple of them, advice to abort might be too late...

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What would the advice be?

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 9 points 11 months ago

"Just don't" should cover most situations.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Use the condoms properly while you're having sex.

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But if you are careful, you can stretch them over your whole hand and have webbed fingers for more agility when underwater!

[–] pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I initially thought that was going a different direction.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Never buy a dodge?

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Great advice

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

But if you can't avoid buying one, put a condom on it. Mirror works, but the handbrake would be best.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Al Bundy?

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Help control the human population, have your whores spayed or neutered.