Hi German here, we say fuck ICE a lot because it's a fast Train who always comes late. But to make a long story short, I am missing something here, what does ICE stand for?
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the US. They're basically the ones who raid homes and businesses looking for undocumented workers
And don't forget about separating parents from children, holding illegal immigrants in overcrowded cells made from chain link fences inside buildings.... They are America's version of the Show me your papers patrol.
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United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement, border patrol. They're notorious for the abuse of immigrants(even legal ones) trying to cross over from Mexico.
in australia, we say f*** ice because its another word for crystal meth
Not gonna lie, I thought it was about Internal Combustion Engines at first.
Fuck them too!
You're not a dragon.
For real, fuck ICE. My fully booked evening train got cancelled after we had already boarded, the next two that day were fully booked as well, I had to find an airbnb with a toddler and travel the next day, and they replaced just half of the ticket price because I cOuLD HaVe tAKeN AnOtHer TrAiN
On the other hand their child merch is cute af
How would taking another train even help with the ticket price?
If your train is canceled, your ticket is automatically valid for all other trains going in the same direction (doesnt have to be the same route, as long as it will reasonably take you to your destination) for the whole day.
Depending on how mutch later the next connection arrives, you can get all/parts of your ticket price back.
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Basically the federal border control cops that for some damn reason have jurisdiction anywhere within 250 miles of the border.
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But on topic: The regional trains are also often late for always the same standard random reasons.
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They let a bad apple spoil the bunch by not getting rid of the bad apple. Reaping what they sow.
Well, you see. Those in charge want that apple there. Because when push comes to shove that apple will also kill activists, protestors and political opponents without asking questions or refusing orders. He will keep fellow apples in check and keep them from speaking up as well. They like that apple.
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It includes your dad, how many more times does he need to beat your mom for you to figure it out
40% of cops!
But for this one, please don't actually assume it's your friend timmy's dad, folks.
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Fuck inter-city express (ICE)? Yeah i agree the Deutsche Bahn is horrible & unreliable. Also their trains are always late.
While those trains are indeed always late, at least they don't pollute cities the way that ICE (Internal Combustion Engines) do!
Hey, at least internal combustion engines are useful for something
My sister in law is a (not American) cop when she's not an EMT ... And she also moonlights as a volunteer fireman.
Where on the hero-bastard spectrum of cheap generalization you've devised does she sit?
*ACAB, in their capacity as cops.
Yep, she's still unfortunately a bastard, sorry to say
Nowhere, not American is a foreign concept to them.
I don't know if your pun was intentional, but yeah anything not American would be foreign to an American. That's how definitions work.
It was intentional, honestly i'm proud of it x)
In that case we'll played, you pride is warranted.
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I think non-militarized cops, so most non-American ones, are not that bad and are generally more decent people than militarized cops. It's amazing how much better policing can be when cops don't carry guns with them all the time
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The job of a cop is a bastard job. When she is working voluntarily as a cop, she is supporting a bastardized system and is therefore a bastard.
Must be " post unfunny memes" day today.
Be honest, post unfunny memes day is every day
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Hell yeah 😎
What did the ICE tables do now?
Fuck the police and the 3-letter mafia
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